Jesus jokes

The NRA asked what Jesus's favorite gun would be, and I said "a nail gun."

I don't know why they got so offended. Jesus was a carpenter.

If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion...

They would call it crucifact.

They say Jesus died for our sins.

Did he die for our cos and tans as well?

Why is Jesus easy to insult?

It takes him 3 days to comeback.