Speed bump jokes

School zone

School zone

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

Fear

Fear

I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps.

But I'm slowly getting over it.

Daughter

Daughter

I love taking my blind daughter out for a drive.

Every time I hit a speed bump, I tell her it was a dog.

Mph

Mph

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump, Then the speed bump starts screaming.