8 jokes

Sex with a weatherman must suck.

Always telling you to expect 8-12 inches, only to find out it's not even 4.

My dad was a WWII veteran.

During the Battle of Britain, in just one day, he destroyed 8 German aircrafts killing 32 Nazis.

Literally the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

Whats red, looks like a bucket, shaped like a bucket and holds water?

A red bucket.

Whats blue, looks like a bucket, shaped like a bucket and holds water?

A red bucket in disguise.

My 8 year old son...the comedian.

I’m sick of martial arts.

I have kung flu.

(Brought to you by my 8 year old)