Abortion clinic jokes

Slogan

Slogan

What is a good slogan for an abortion clinic?

Don’t kid yourself

Thing

Thing

What’s the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

Pizzeria

Pizzeria

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Trip

Trip

Why are abortion clinics like a trip to Chuck E Cheese?

It brings out the kid in you