Vest
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Alligator jokes
Alligator meat
How do you cook alligator meat?
In a croc pot!
Man
Horror at the zoo
A man is at the zoo with his family. Suddenly a flustered employee comes up and says
*Sir, sir! There's been a terrible accident!*
The man responds, *What happened?*
*Your mother-in-law fell into the alligator pool!*
The man, supremely calm, says to the worker, *Not my problem! You try to save those alligators.*