America jokes

I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America...

Racism can't exist if everybody's white.

At 18 a woman is like Africa, wild and untamed.

At 28 a woman is like Asia, exotic and beautiful.

At 38 a woman is like America, flourishing and in the prime of life.

At 48 a woman is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.

At 58 a woman is like Australia, everyone knows it's down there but nobody gives a damn.

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.