Bagpipe jokes

What did the squid say to the bagpipes?

I would fuck you if I could get you out of those pajamas.

My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night

lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes.

My next door neighbor banged on my door at 3:00 am last night.

Fortunately, I was wide awake, playing my bagpipes on the back porch at the time.

My neighbor was banging on my door at three in the morning.

It's a good fucking thing I was up playing my bagpipes.