Balloon

I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28.

I guess that’s the price of inflation

Two balloons were floating around a desert.

One said to the other, "look, a cactussssssssss..."

I went to a pharmacy and asked for 50 condoms..

I was about to pay for it when I heard 2 girls laughing at me.

I looked at them straight in the eye and said, "Make that 52."

Now both of them have condom balloons :D

Courtesy of my 11 yr old: why don't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will just let it go.