Baseball jokes

2 baseball players had an argument on if there is baseball in heaven

They both decided that whoever died first will come back to tell the other if baseball exists in heaven.

Shortly after, friend 1 dies and comes back as promised, he says to friend 2: “I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you’re scheduled to pitch next week.”

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Does anyone else realize that baseball is actually illegal?

Hit and run is a felony.