Father
As a father I am granted 3 things in life:
1. I am allowed to have a dad bod. 2. I am allowed to make dad jokes. 3. I am a certified mother fucker.
Bod jokes
Father figure
I don’t have a “dad bod.”
I have a father figure.
As a father I am granted 3 things in life:
1. I am allowed to have a dad bod. 2. I am allowed to make dad jokes. 3. I am a certified mother fucker.
I don’t have a “dad bod.”
I have a father figure.