Body jokes

Nose

Nose

What do you call someone with no body and no nose ?

Nobody knows

The bravest thing I ever did

I went to a Transgender Alliance Support Meeting.

I waited over an hour to speak.

Heard all the stories.

Finally it was my turn.

"Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's body" I said.

Everyone nodded.

"That's how tight my girlfriends pussy is."

Daughter

Daughter

My daughter has started asking me questions about the human body

I thought I locked the basement I don't know how she keeps getting down there