Body jokes

I’ve always wanted a swimmers body so I go to the swimming pool everyday...

But no one ever drowns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose ?

Nobody knows

The bravest thing I ever did

I went to a Transgender Alliance Support Meeting.

I waited over an hour to speak.

Heard all the stories.

Finally it was my turn.

"Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's body" I said.

Everyone nodded.

"That's how tight my girlfriends pussy is."