Bungee jumping

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike. If the rubber breaks, you're in trouble.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber, and I'm not gonna die the same way.

Why don't blind people go for bungee jumping?

it scares the shit out of the dogs.

What does a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common?

They both cost a lot, last 5 seconds, and if the rubber splits you're fucked.