U2 was playing a concert in Ireland...
Bono took a pause after one of his songs, waited for the arena to go silent, and started clapping very slowly.
He then spoke softly "Everytime I clap" *clap* "A child dies in Africa" *clap*
And that's when some drunk guy stood up and shouted "Well then stop clapping you asshole!"
I got chlamydia from a person with special needs
She gave me the slow clap
Why can’t T-rexes clap?
Cause they’re extinct
9 Blondes and 1 Brunette are holding onto the wing of a weighed down rapidly descending aircraft.
They all realize one must let go to save the rest of them.
The plane is about 1000 meters away from crashing, when the brunette starts to say that she will heroicly let go of the wing of the plane to save the 9 others.
She gets a few a tears and cries of “Nooo” but as she finishes, all the Blondes clap.