Coffin jokes

The guy who invented USB died...

At the funeral they had to do a 180 with his coffin to get it in the hole.

A man tried to sell me a coffin today...

I told him, that's the last thing I need.

The man that invented throat lozenges died last week...

There was no coffin at the funeral.

Son, when I die, I want you to carry my coffin...

...So you can let me down one last time.

I want to start a company that makes both coffins and condoms

The slogan would be:" We've got you covered whether you cuming or going"

Courtesy of my 5 year old: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

To stop his coffin.

Will glass coffins ever be popular?

Remains to be seen