Convention jokes

A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

Just got my ticket to the Fibonacci convention!

I hear this year is going to be as big as the last 2 put together.

A scientist is trying to prove that all blonds are stupid

so he holds an all blond convention and randomly picks someone from the crowd. First he asks her what two plus two is. She answers seven, and the crowd yells, "Give her another chance!". So this time he asks her what ten minus four is. She answers thirteen, and the crowd yells, "Give her another chance!". So this time he asks her what is five times five is. She answers twenty-five, and the crowd yells, "Give her another chance!".

What is the one thing that Democrats and Republicans can agree on?

They should allow guns at the Republican convention