An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge.
Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer. "How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly?" he asks. "99.97%," the engineer replies confidently. The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around. "Guess I'm swimming then."
Teacher: how do you spell ‘crocodile’
Kid: K-R-O-K-I-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: no, that’s wrong.
Kid: no, I’m right. Other people might spell it differently but you asked how I spell it.
Why did the female crocodile leave her husband?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Dangerous trick
Circus. The most popular and dangerous trick, guy put his penis in crocodile's mouth, croc shuts his mouth, the guy hits croc on the head, croc opens up his mouth and guy takes his penis unharmed, everybody applaud!
Than guy asks the audience: if you can do it, I'll pay anybody $1000!!!!
Girl stands up and says: "I'll do it, just don't hit me on the head!!!!"