Different jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What’s the difference between a really strong weightlifter and a really, really, really strong weightlifter?

Repetitions.

A husband and a wife over their marriage had eight kids.One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.

The husband goes to his wife and asks her, “Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?”

The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.

The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, “So who is Billy’s father?”

“You.”

The difference between racism and Asians?

Racism has many faces.

I just discovered a major difference between me and Rapunzel.

Rapunzel lets her hair down but I let everybody near me down.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can sell the same crack over and over.

Whats the difference between Me and a Calendar ?

a Calendar has dates.

Sex for Money

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

What's the difference between a guy dying on a cross and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years.

Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again....

To Generiquai and everybody reading this, I would just like you to know I obviously didn't make this up. Just remembered it from a few years back and thought it was funny. Whoever made it up I give you all the credit. Thanks for checking it out!

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year

What's the difference between your dick and a joke?

Nobody laughs at your jokes.