Discovery jokes

A man is walking through the woods...

when he come across a suitcase. Inside the suitcase he finds a fox and her cubs. He dials animal control to report his discovery. The woman on the other end exclaims, "That's horrible... are they moving? The man responds, "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"

I've discovered that 1+1 can, in fact, equal 3.

Because I wasn't wearing a condom.