Driveway jokes

As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...

"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"

how do you know asians have broken into your home?

the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway