Dust jokes

Man

Man

No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead, people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting “Another One Bites The Dust”

The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.

Vacuum cleaner

Vacuum cleaner

I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.

Well, it was just collecting dust.

Report

Report

There are multiple reports claiming that Kim Jong-Un is dead.

Another Un bites the dust.