Email jokes

I asked a monk if they were allowed to send emails

He said yes as long as there are no attachments

There's an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can

Don't open it, it's spam

Teach a Nigerian to fish...

He'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start emailing people.

Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other...

...the NSA will finally read it.

Facebook is set to release its own webmail client...

...emails will be flagged as "Mark has read"