Fact jokes

Funny unknown historical fact:

Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

What's all the fuss about Donald Trump's Russian Ties?

I know for a fact that all his Ties are made in China.

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked...

I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

I’m all for gender fluidity. In fact, I sexually identify as a Non-Newtonian Fluid.

I’m flaccid and slippery most of the time, but getting slapped makes me hard.