Granddad

"Well grandma," I said, "this is where you will be staying eventually, do you like it? "

She shouted, "Will you fuck off and let me visit your granddad's grave in peace!"

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

Old people love

My grandma rubbed butter on granddad's feet when he was ill. He went downhill fast after that.