Grenade jokes

When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in?

Quick answers please.

Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

What do you get when you throw a grenade inside a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blonaparte :)

Some sad news from Australia...

the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run, there's a live grenade in her mouth.