Grenade jokes

Pin

Pin

When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in?

Quick answers please.

Wives

Wives

Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

Bathroom

Bathroom

What do you get when you throw a grenade inside a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blonaparte :)

News

News

Some sad news from Australia...

the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Blonde

Blonde

What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run, there's a live grenade in her mouth.