Handcuffs jokes

Plane

Plane

I got taken off a plane in handcuffs today.

All I did was greet my friend Jack.

Italian

Italian

Why don't Italians do bondage?

Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs.

Sex

Sex

"I'm all up for sex with handcuffs..."

"...I just think a little warning would have been nice, Officer."