Health insurance jokes

Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America.

Cowboy Insurance

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You've never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."

"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill my fantasy...

That we have health insurance.