Iraq

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq

.. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

George W. Bush couldn't decide what country to invade next...

He says, "It seems we're stuck between Iraq and a hard place.."

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag. The girl replied,

"thanks for the Baghdad"