Jar jokes

I saw a guy with his dick in a jar of peanut butter

... he was fucking nuts.

People tell me we should be preserving endangered species.

But you offer someone a jar of your pickled panda and they lose their shit.

I dropped my swear jar

About a hundred motherfuckers escaped.

Why is it called "canning" if it's storing things in glass containers and not cans?

Because renaming it at this point would be jarring.