Knight jokes

We argued all day about what to call a medieval soldier

But it was getting late so we decided to call it a knight.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

A king’s wife was often unfaithful to him.

The king, suspecting this, decided to find out for himself. While his wife was sleeping, he snuck in and taped a bunch of razor blades to her vagina.

A week later he ordered all the knights in his kingdom to stand before him.

He ordered them to all drop their pants. They all had injured penises but one. The king went up to this knight and said, “thank you for being so loyal to me.” The knight nodded, and replied, “Oh, ith nothing, thir.”

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the Knights