So this guy had found a magic lamp, which had a genie in it. After a while...
**Genie:** So master, you have one wish left, think wisely.
**Guy:** Hmmm, I wish there was a railroad that connect New York City to Moscow.
**Genie:** That... is quite a big wish you got there. Do you have anything more reasonable?
**Guy:** In that case, I wish I was able to understand women.
**Genie:** Did you want your railroad to be single or double track?
A blonde joke.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
A man was delighted when his home was robbed
Every lamp in the house had been stolen.
Genie: You have 3 wishes
...but no wish for more wishes, more genies, or more lamps, ha!
Me (being a smartass): I wish you were reaaaaally bad at counting.
Genie: Sure boy, you have zero wishes left.
A man found a genie lamp
When the rubbed it the genie came out and stated the rules.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish to not die a virgin
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps.
He was delighted.