Marathon jokes

Friend

Friend

My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.

Friend

Friend

My friends won’t stop teasing me for giving up in a marathon after only 1 mile

I’ve become a running joke

Charity worker

Charity worker

A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon

I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.

I thought, fuck me, I might win this