Matter jokes

Woman

Woman

A woman went to the doctor and told him " I keep farting a lot but, my farts don't smell at all, see I farted 7 times since I came here and you didn't even notice"

The doctor gave her some drugs and told her to come back to me after 10 days.

10 days later the woman came back and it was clear that she's frustrated, she told him that the drug he gave her only made the matter worse and that now her farts smell really bad.

The doctor calmly said : "great, now that we fixed your nose it's time to tackle that farting thing".

Putin

Putin

Why are Ukrainian women the best women to date?

No matter how many times you come over, she keeps Putin out.

Sleep

Sleep

I bought this white noise generator to help me sleep better

But it kept waking me last night by shouting "all lives matter" and demanding to speak to my manager.