Michelle jokes

Man

Man

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back.

"What are you supposed to be, then?" the confused host asks.

"I'm a turtle," the man replies.

"What a load of rubbish!" the host says. "How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?"

"Oh her?" the man smiles. "That's just Michelle!"

Vegetable

Vegetable

What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegetable

Barackoli

Barack Obama

Barack Obama

What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card?

"I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"

First Lady

First Lady

On the bright side...

We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.