Middle East jokes

TIL that "Call of Duty" has a different name in the Middle-East

They call it "The Sims"

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!" In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What did I see while on vacation in the Middle-East?

I Saudi Arabian Desert.

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar