Movie theater jokes

Why was the dyslexic kid kicked out of the movie theater?

He kept asking where to buy cop porn.

I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater.

It's ok though, it still saved me money.

How ungrateful people are

My grandfather tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. Besides not believing in him, they also expelled him from the movie theater!

I just downloaded the Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

I think it was filmed in a movie theater, though - I see a little silhouetto of a man.