Neck

Why are vampires so obsessed with necks?

Because they were raised by a neck romancer.

One day a horse asked God “Hey God can you make my **ck even longer?”

And thus the giraffe was born.

There are some sounds that everyone loves:

- Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring

Yo momma is so fat....

That I pictured her in my head and that bitch broke my neck...