Owl jokes

Scientist

Scientist

Scientists have reached the conclusion that the owl has the most acute sense of hearing

They clearly haven't experimented on men browsing porn while their wives are asleep.

Gun

Gun

What is the difference between a gun with a bent barrel and a constipated owl?

One can shoot but not hit, and the other can hoot but not shit.

PhD

PhD

What do you call an owl with a PhD?

Doctor who