Password

Husband and wife

A husband and wife were setting a password for their joint twitter account.

The husband types 'My Penis'

The wife dies laughing on the floor when it says 'Not long enough'

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forrest1

Washing Machine

Husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on ‘washing machine’. Later in bed that night husband says, “Washing machine.” Wife replies, “Not tonight darling I have a headache.” Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, “Washing machine.” Husband replies, “Too late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand.”

A man dies and goes to Hell.

Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the number pi"

Yesterday I tried to set my new password as "beefstew"

It said the password was not stroganoff...

Tried to change my password to Twilight...

...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(

Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password.

It’s not stroganoff.

If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days

just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.