Bungee jumping
What does a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common?
They both cost a lot, last 5 seconds, and if the rubber splits you're fucked.
Prostitute jokes
Prostitute Joke.
Man : How much for a blowjob?
Prostitute : Ummm $20
Man : Ohhh Damn, it was $80 for my friend. I guess I am your favourite.
Prostitute : Cut it out, I charge $10 per inch.