Psychiatrist jokes

I told my psychiatrist I'm thinking about suicide

He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man?

I used to think you were crazy, but now I see your nuts.

Did you hear about the man who went to the psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

The psychiatrist said "this won't take long, I can clearly see your nuts"

I've been having hallucinations lately.

I'm getting better though; I'm starting to see a psychiatrist.

My son is a male trapped in a female's body, so we took him to a psychiatrist.

For some reason, the doc kicked us out when we told him our son was due in in 3 months.

I told my psychiatrist that I’ve been hearing voices.

He told me that I don’t have a psychiatrist.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

"You are fine, how am I?"