Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon
The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said...
"No. That's why we want to go to the moon."
What's all the fuss about Donald Trump's Russian Ties?
I know for a fact that all his Ties are made in China.
1 in 6 people...
find Russian roulette mind blowing.
My mother has a thick Russian accent...
... and as such it makes some of her words and phrases sound odd.
For instance "want" sounds like "vant."
Or take "talk..." it sounds like "tak"
The best example is when she tries to say "I love you" and it comes out sounding like "you're a fucking disappointment."
What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?
Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
I'm sorry..
Trump and Putin are sitting in Putin's office discussing how powerful they are.
Putin says "Watch this." He picks up the phone and says something in Russian.
A beautiful woman walks in the room, kneels in front of Putin and begins giving him a blow job.
Minutes pass, and Putin finishes. He gives the woman a tap on the head, and she stands up and walks out of the room.
Looking back at Trump, Putin asks "Do you want to try?"
Trump replies "Yeah, but please dont tap me on the head when you're done."