A Marine, A Navy SEAL, and a Delta Force member are sitting around a fire....
The marine says, "I once killed 50 enemy combatants with a single belt of my M249." The Navy SEAL says, "I wiped out an entire enemy compound with my K-Bar." The two look at the Delta Force and expect him to pipe up, but he just stares at the fire, stirring the coals with his penis.
Man should ejaculate 21 times per month
Research says a man should ejaculate 21 times per month to reduce risk of developing prostate cancer.
It's June 2020 and I'm already done with August 2023
Girl told me she had a dream that I made love to her
I mean, technically, she didn't say "dream," she said "nightmare," but close enough.
An Irish man is pulled from a burning bar..
He is completely covered in soot and smells strongly of smoke. When asked about how the fire started the man says "damned if I know, the place was in blazes when I got 'ere!"
A teacher asks her students,"Can anybody spell before?"
Carey stands up and says, "Before. B -e- f -o- r.Before."
"No that is wrong.Sit down."say4s the teacher."
"Frankie, can you spell before?"
Frankie stands up and says, "Before.B - e- e- f -o-r.Before!"
"No, that's not right either.Tyrone, can you spell before?"
Tyrone stands up and says,"Before. B-e-f-o-r-e! Before!"
"Outstanding!"says the teacher."Now, can you use it in a sentence?"
Tyrone stands up and says,
" 2+2 before."