Soda jokes

What size soda does Kim Jong-Un buy at 7-11?

A supreme liter.

I absolutely hate my job at the can crushing facility.

It's soda pressing.

I had to quit my job at the Coca-Cola carbonation factory.

It was just soda pressing.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I had a dream I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda

Thank god it was only a Fanta sea