Solution jokes

People keep telling me that alcohol isn't a solution

but I've asked my chemist friends and they all reassure me that it is.

To those who say "alcohol is not the solution":

Alcohol is a solvent. By definition, it's part of the solution.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

Did you hear about the professor who could tell the acidity or baseness of a solution by dipping his genitals into it?

He had a PH D