One day, I went to a store and bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I went to that store again and got a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
Frustrated, I went to that store one last time and bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle!
Which weighs more, a ton of steel or a ton of feathers?
A ton of feathers, because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
Called an old school friend, asked what was he doing nowadays...
He replied that he is working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium, and steel under a constrained environment"
As always, I was impressed...
On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.