Tampon jokes

Archaeologist

Archaeologist

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from.

Cunt

2 tampons are walking past each other, which one says "hi", first.

Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.

Blonde

Blonde

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.