A guy was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.
After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Gomes." Gomes went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Kingfisher Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Green Tea!"
Never accept tea offered by the Russian President
You don ́t know what Vladimir Putin.
What's the hardest tea to swallow
Reality
How does Moses make tea?
Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it
Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?
To steep.
Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft!
What's the favorite drink of every British serial killer?
Casual tea
Jehova
This morning someone was ringing the doorbell, so I opened the door and there was a young man standing there. "Hello sir" he said, "I'm a Jehova's Witness". I invited him in, offered him something to drink and we sat down in the living room. "So, what would you like to talk about?" I asked. He looked up from his cup of tea and said "To be honest sir, I havn't got the faintest idea, I never made it this far..."