Tickling jokes

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

I'm sorry, everyone.

I got fired from my job assembling Tickle me Elmos

I misunderstood what they meant when they said I was supposed to give each one “two test tickles”

Angry Mom.

Last night, I was trying to annoy my little brother. I kept tickling his feet... and my Mom went fucking crazy and screamed: "WOULD YOU WAIT UNTIL HE'S FUCKING BORN!?!?"

Why do dwarves laugh when they play soccer?

Because the grass tickles their balls.