Victim jokes

If I was a serial killer my name would be "The Suspence"

So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"

And then we would both laugh right before I kill them.

A man walks into a gym and kills everyone there brutally

After the investigation, the police state that the victims could only be described as ripped and shredded

My friend asked me how I got such a nice body

I tell him "you have to choose your victim wisely"

Mafia have boiled a man to death in a industrial pasta cooker.

Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.

A new study found

that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..

And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..