Video game jokes

What video game would Adolf Hitler play?

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A wife asks her husband to sweep the house.

After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"

"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies.

For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house

My friend can’t decide what video game system to get for Christmas ...

... Nobody can console him.